One Man Band & Evel Knieval
Alright, Alright, Alright!
Well, reading that last post and remembering all the hope I was carrying with me that fateful evening has just bummed me out all over again. I'm not actually going to refer to it by name....I'm just going to have a moment of silence for our loss.......................................................
Done. So Our Fishbowl Trailor is officially a trailor of sickness. All my roomates including myself are coming down with, in the midst of, or getting over the super-virus that Jenny carried up with her from GNP. I think it materialized in the over sanitary depths of Peggy's kitchen sink. I am actually into my second round of it... I thought i was over it but Tricia's Bday in combo with my hike the next day in combo with my bro visiting has brought it all back. I have realized that for the last three summers i have been telling myself that this summer is the most unhealthy lifestyle i have ever lived and next summer will be better. I thought living in canmore might get me off the booze a bit but we have way too fun a crew here.
So, Tricia's Bday Bash/ St. Jean Baptisite Day: lets just go over some of the highlights.....
-Jes and I went horseback riding in the mornin' and had steak & eggs cooked for us out in the backcountry..i rode Palm and Jes rode Coyote who was actually kind of a bad horse haha.
-Then i went and got my hair did...like a porn star snap.
-Then it was BBQ Time!.........so, award for drunkest gurl at the BBQ goes to Jes, she literally shot the lights out...........award for the biggest orgy goes to Wapiti Campground next door...there were prob more STD's exchanged over there than stocks on Wall Street.
-award for drunkest gurl at the bar most definately goes to me...i blame JD for visiting he is my Party Kryptonite. Jenny told me i was doing my "Smithson Shuffle" and i enjoyed the impression Thresher did for me the next mornin' of me talking into his cheek...apparently i lose all concept of personal space when i get that ridonkulous.
-the next morning we revived ourselves with greasy breakfast and my bro & friend came in from C-town and we got the bright idea to do Ha-Lings peak. When you are THAT hungover it is NOT fun to climb 700 meters in 2 km. I have never thought i might not finish a hike before... a piece of me seriously died...but after we were done Nacho's & Ceasars at the Sherwood Patio never tasted so sweet. The Following Night was one of my MOST FAVE nights i have ever had at the drake.
Firstly, The One Man Band was there in his spandex shorts. 'Nuff Said
Secondly, honest to god I danced with Evel Knieval....well, a guy on his stag in the coolest evel knieval costume ever to have existed. He rode the stairs down the bar on his stomach, jumped on stage and played the one-man-band's drums, and crowd surfed. He TRIED to ride a long-board down the stairs but security intervened...which wouldve been wicked cool. And then I woke up sick SICK SICK. and that's where I'm at. Im am gearing up for Canada Day long weekend and there are rumours of a toga party...i think perhaps i should invite Rye-Guy & Co to come party?
*-Linny-*
Well, reading that last post and remembering all the hope I was carrying with me that fateful evening has just bummed me out all over again. I'm not actually going to refer to it by name....I'm just going to have a moment of silence for our loss.......................................................
Done. So Our Fishbowl Trailor is officially a trailor of sickness. All my roomates including myself are coming down with, in the midst of, or getting over the super-virus that Jenny carried up with her from GNP. I think it materialized in the over sanitary depths of Peggy's kitchen sink. I am actually into my second round of it... I thought i was over it but Tricia's Bday in combo with my hike the next day in combo with my bro visiting has brought it all back. I have realized that for the last three summers i have been telling myself that this summer is the most unhealthy lifestyle i have ever lived and next summer will be better. I thought living in canmore might get me off the booze a bit but we have way too fun a crew here.
So, Tricia's Bday Bash/ St. Jean Baptisite Day: lets just go over some of the highlights.....
-Jes and I went horseback riding in the mornin' and had steak & eggs cooked for us out in the backcountry..i rode Palm and Jes rode Coyote who was actually kind of a bad horse haha.
-Then i went and got my hair did...like a porn star snap.
-Then it was BBQ Time!.........so, award for drunkest gurl at the BBQ goes to Jes, she literally shot the lights out...........award for the biggest orgy goes to Wapiti Campground next door...there were prob more STD's exchanged over there than stocks on Wall Street.
-award for drunkest gurl at the bar most definately goes to me...i blame JD for visiting he is my Party Kryptonite. Jenny told me i was doing my "Smithson Shuffle" and i enjoyed the impression Thresher did for me the next mornin' of me talking into his cheek...apparently i lose all concept of personal space when i get that ridonkulous.
-the next morning we revived ourselves with greasy breakfast and my bro & friend came in from C-town and we got the bright idea to do Ha-Lings peak. When you are THAT hungover it is NOT fun to climb 700 meters in 2 km. I have never thought i might not finish a hike before... a piece of me seriously died...but after we were done Nacho's & Ceasars at the Sherwood Patio never tasted so sweet. The Following Night was one of my MOST FAVE nights i have ever had at the drake.
Firstly, The One Man Band was there in his spandex shorts. 'Nuff Said
Secondly, honest to god I danced with Evel Knieval....well, a guy on his stag in the coolest evel knieval costume ever to have existed. He rode the stairs down the bar on his stomach, jumped on stage and played the one-man-band's drums, and crowd surfed. He TRIED to ride a long-board down the stairs but security intervened...which wouldve been wicked cool. And then I woke up sick SICK SICK. and that's where I'm at. Im am gearing up for Canada Day long weekend and there are rumours of a toga party...i think perhaps i should invite Rye-Guy & Co to come party?
*-Linny-*
posted by The Trailor Park Girlz @ 6:30 PM
3 Comments:
At 2:22 PM,
NMZ said…
Canada Day in Calgary will be one for dinghys and the Elbow. However, the nighttime is still open, and well long boarding down some stairs might be against the rules, but what if we brough our dinghies and rode them down some stairs. Security wouldnt have a problem with that, the damn things are padded. And once that is all done, we can talk about spreading around a few more STD's (a must on Canada Day)
At 7:49 PM,
Unknown said…
I will be in (shudder)Edmonton until Sunday but I like to party and stuff. I want to have fun too. That's what I like to do (in addition to eating nine cans of ravioli and playing bagminton).
At 7:50 PM,
Unknown said…
BTW Newman, that was not a spelling error. Figure it out.
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