Drunken Psychology
Canada Day, Why hast thou forsaken me?
Well, last night was the first time i was actually in Canada for Canada day in 3 years. But don't worry, i definately made up for the last 2 years absense! I decided I had better record the events of the night right away while the memories are still fresh.....and by fresh i mean blurry. Over the course of the night i learned 3 key life lessons: which is one of the things i love about being 21 actually, i have so much to learn...a zest for life really. everyday is a learning adventure. Alright, go on with the lessons....
1. Jes and I cannot, in any shape way or form, drink in moderation when together. ever.
2. It is never a good idea to allow one sober person [thresher] to partake in the festivities when Jes & I are that Rowdacious because then we have to suffer the multiple stories and impressions the next day at work.....i think that perhaps there is a psychological aspect to blacking out....it could be proposed that freud (and by freud i mean Newman) might agree that our Ego's purposely repress the drunken memories of things we may have done while we were smammered and our Id's were in complete control. big shout out to the Id.
Thirdly and perhaps most importantly,
3. McDonalds drive-thru has a "late night" menu that they try to use to trick you into thinking that not all the food on the regular menu is available during the night....as if apple pie has a curfew and isn't allowed out past 10pm or sumthin' ridiculous like that. like, after 11 oclock on the "bad side" of the deep fryer all the cheese burgers gang up and mug the unsuspecting yogurt parfaits. wowzers, got a little off topic there...... back to lesson #3:
BUT if you were to ask for a fajita even if they dont technically have a fajita on the late night menu they could still make you a fajita because they understand that drunk people in the late night drive-thru are operating completely on cravings & urges (once again with the Id) and sometimes you are craving a fajita and a McChicken just isn't going to do it for you. A fajita is the one and only thing that is going to satisfy u. Unfortunately the sober person driving you sometimes doesnt quite understand your need for a fajita and no amount of fajita chanting will change his mind. So u dont get a fajita. U get a McChicken.
Well, those are my life lessons of last night. u might want to refer back to this page if you are ever feeling lost or lacking inspiration. they'll get u right back on track.
so yes, Canada Day was grand. Quick timeline:
Drake- drinks
Random Guy's House- drinks and fireworks...where tiff proceeded to ditch and leave us with her friends who we did not at all know.....so Jes just discussed her oral fixation to break the ice (what would we do without good ol' Sigmund?!)
Rose & Crown- drink, drank, drunk. Jes & Thresher ate flowers. Jes broke a glass. Jes and I gave each other temporary tattoos via licking....think about it...there may have been a resulting hickey.
Drake- (again) more drunken drinking with some added drunken dancing and drunken debauchery. I impressed myself with not spending my usual $100...i think i have finally figured out that usually guy bartenders will buy girls drinks and not the other way around!? what a concept.
and then trailor, mcd's, trailor....and passed right out. Whoop Whoop I Sure Do Love My Country! -Linny-
future blogs to come....my tattoo im getting on wednesday. im crazy excited but am worried its going to F-ing hurt because its on the top of my foot...any tips?
Well, last night was the first time i was actually in Canada for Canada day in 3 years. But don't worry, i definately made up for the last 2 years absense! I decided I had better record the events of the night right away while the memories are still fresh.....and by fresh i mean blurry. Over the course of the night i learned 3 key life lessons: which is one of the things i love about being 21 actually, i have so much to learn...a zest for life really. everyday is a learning adventure. Alright, go on with the lessons....
1. Jes and I cannot, in any shape way or form, drink in moderation when together. ever.
2. It is never a good idea to allow one sober person [thresher] to partake in the festivities when Jes & I are that Rowdacious because then we have to suffer the multiple stories and impressions the next day at work.....i think that perhaps there is a psychological aspect to blacking out....it could be proposed that freud (and by freud i mean Newman) might agree that our Ego's purposely repress the drunken memories of things we may have done while we were smammered and our Id's were in complete control. big shout out to the Id.
Thirdly and perhaps most importantly,
3. McDonalds drive-thru has a "late night" menu that they try to use to trick you into thinking that not all the food on the regular menu is available during the night....as if apple pie has a curfew and isn't allowed out past 10pm or sumthin' ridiculous like that. like, after 11 oclock on the "bad side" of the deep fryer all the cheese burgers gang up and mug the unsuspecting yogurt parfaits. wowzers, got a little off topic there...... back to lesson #3:
BUT if you were to ask for a fajita even if they dont technically have a fajita on the late night menu they could still make you a fajita because they understand that drunk people in the late night drive-thru are operating completely on cravings & urges (once again with the Id) and sometimes you are craving a fajita and a McChicken just isn't going to do it for you. A fajita is the one and only thing that is going to satisfy u. Unfortunately the sober person driving you sometimes doesnt quite understand your need for a fajita and no amount of fajita chanting will change his mind. So u dont get a fajita. U get a McChicken.
Well, those are my life lessons of last night. u might want to refer back to this page if you are ever feeling lost or lacking inspiration. they'll get u right back on track.
so yes, Canada Day was grand. Quick timeline:
Drake- drinks
Random Guy's House- drinks and fireworks...where tiff proceeded to ditch and leave us with her friends who we did not at all know.....so Jes just discussed her oral fixation to break the ice (what would we do without good ol' Sigmund?!)
Rose & Crown- drink, drank, drunk. Jes & Thresher ate flowers. Jes broke a glass. Jes and I gave each other temporary tattoos via licking....think about it...there may have been a resulting hickey.
Drake- (again) more drunken drinking with some added drunken dancing and drunken debauchery. I impressed myself with not spending my usual $100...i think i have finally figured out that usually guy bartenders will buy girls drinks and not the other way around!? what a concept.
and then trailor, mcd's, trailor....and passed right out. Whoop Whoop I Sure Do Love My Country! -Linny-
future blogs to come....my tattoo im getting on wednesday. im crazy excited but am worried its going to F-ing hurt because its on the top of my foot...any tips?
posted by The Trailor Park Girlz @ 3:06 PM
1 Comments:
At 12:21 PM,
Unknown said…
Don't drink ahead of time. It might kill the pain but the alcohol thins your blood and you could bleed the ink right out which would suck because it would all be for nothing. Don't smoke pot either as pot can intensify physical sensations, which is very good sometimes, but probably not in this case. Bite on a stick, that's my suggestion to you.
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