work related injuries and injustices
여보세요 (that is hello in korean...bitches)
J-Sed, i have just finished my hell-week of school hell-ness and i am curled up in bed with a heat pack on my lower back and an ice-pack on my groin...i hurts, oh i hurts.
--> the back is from school related injuries/stress and i actually have no idea what the eff i did to my groin. I ran around work last night like a MoFo, being the end of midterms it was chock full of unbathed, overtired, sexually frustrated uni students. Last night was the first night i worked since implementing the "no drinking on shift" rule, my whole body and soul rejected the entire experience and im pretty sure the groin is only the first body part of many to protest. Some people may say that it is unhealthy that i prefer (need?) to be drinking as i get ready for work, while im at work, and then have a glass of wine to 'wind down' at the end of my shift before i go to bed. I tell those people that I am just being efficient; i've managed to successfully combine my work with my favorite hobby. My high school guidance couselor always told me to do something I'm passionate about.
By the way...is "chock full" still something people say? and if yes, is it chalk full? just a thought.
I started my shift off by having my ENTIRE section filled with the Manitoba girls Hockey team here on a tournament. I was not pleased about this since i had spent an hour and a half doing my hair (porn star) and makeup and was really hoping to serve some nice, young, first yr eng. dorks wit their allowance from the parents burning a hole in their pocket. But no, my section went from empty to dyke in 8 seconds flat. Now when i say "dyke" i am not actually trying to attack their sexual preferences or lifestyle. Lord knows people in glass stones shouldn't throw houses...(abuh?) When i say dykes i just mean they were dykey....which is a lesser cousin to the word "cunty."...Which some of them were as well. They were rude, and demanding, and annoying, and un-thankful. I am not a person who holds herself to many conventional standards of behavior but when it comes to the service industry i feel that there are certain standards you should abide by or just stay the eff home...More on that later.
Who taught these girls that it was ok to treat people this way? Is it some kind of lesbian group mentality where they all get together and think it' s ok to treat me poorly just because they are jealous my hair has way better volume than theirs? By the way, that WAS an attack on their sexual preferences. None of the male-employees would help me run any food into my section, i think because they were afraid their penis's would actually shrink all the way up into their torso's at the sight of them. They were sticky to the icky. and thats all i have to say about them.
Back to my thoughts on the service industry: When i go out, it is a treat. I am excited to have some drinks with my friends, talk to the waitresses, and make some drunken 'little while' friends. (no, not the kind you make out with, i mean those people you meet that are wicked.awesome and decide they are the most hilarious person you've ever met [other than you of course J-Rawk] and you guys run around like giddy school girls all night only to never see them again or even really remember their name) But back to my point, going out is a treat and i like to be treated well and soak in the whole experience. Since I recognize that it is the whole environment of the bar that contributes to this experience (and not just the booze), it is logical to say that the services that my bartender/server is providing me with are more than just 'booze.' I am taking in the entire effect of the atmosphere...which is a service being provided to me...which I don't mind paying for. I know there is endless debate about the merits of tipping, but as it is right now, when you go out you should tip (and in Alberta you should tip well.) And for those people who say that they don't want to "buy into the system" you are effing buying into the system by being at the bar in the first place! and by wearing your stupid, dark denim, diesal skinny jeans, and by doing that "emo-thing" with your hair. If you dont want to buy into the system by tipping, stay at home and pour your own damn drinks. Hows that for a tip...tips.
ok. my rant is now completed. i had no idea i would come out so bitter!
jrawk, i enjoy your insights on M.B..."he can't wait till he gets to hike school"
love ya! -Li-Smo
J-Sed, i have just finished my hell-week of school hell-ness and i am curled up in bed with a heat pack on my lower back and an ice-pack on my groin...i hurts, oh i hurts.
--> the back is from school related injuries/stress and i actually have no idea what the eff i did to my groin. I ran around work last night like a MoFo, being the end of midterms it was chock full of unbathed, overtired, sexually frustrated uni students. Last night was the first night i worked since implementing the "no drinking on shift" rule, my whole body and soul rejected the entire experience and im pretty sure the groin is only the first body part of many to protest. Some people may say that it is unhealthy that i prefer (need?) to be drinking as i get ready for work, while im at work, and then have a glass of wine to 'wind down' at the end of my shift before i go to bed. I tell those people that I am just being efficient; i've managed to successfully combine my work with my favorite hobby. My high school guidance couselor always told me to do something I'm passionate about.
By the way...is "chock full" still something people say? and if yes, is it chalk full? just a thought.
I started my shift off by having my ENTIRE section filled with the Manitoba girls Hockey team here on a tournament. I was not pleased about this since i had spent an hour and a half doing my hair (porn star) and makeup and was really hoping to serve some nice, young, first yr eng. dorks wit their allowance from the parents burning a hole in their pocket. But no, my section went from empty to dyke in 8 seconds flat. Now when i say "dyke" i am not actually trying to attack their sexual preferences or lifestyle. Lord knows people in glass stones shouldn't throw houses...(abuh?) When i say dykes i just mean they were dykey....which is a lesser cousin to the word "cunty."...Which some of them were as well. They were rude, and demanding, and annoying, and un-thankful. I am not a person who holds herself to many conventional standards of behavior but when it comes to the service industry i feel that there are certain standards you should abide by or just stay the eff home...More on that later.
Who taught these girls that it was ok to treat people this way? Is it some kind of lesbian group mentality where they all get together and think it' s ok to treat me poorly just because they are jealous my hair has way better volume than theirs? By the way, that WAS an attack on their sexual preferences. None of the male-employees would help me run any food into my section, i think because they were afraid their penis's would actually shrink all the way up into their torso's at the sight of them. They were sticky to the icky. and thats all i have to say about them.
Back to my thoughts on the service industry: When i go out, it is a treat. I am excited to have some drinks with my friends, talk to the waitresses, and make some drunken 'little while' friends. (no, not the kind you make out with, i mean those people you meet that are wicked.awesome and decide they are the most hilarious person you've ever met [other than you of course J-Rawk] and you guys run around like giddy school girls all night only to never see them again or even really remember their name) But back to my point, going out is a treat and i like to be treated well and soak in the whole experience. Since I recognize that it is the whole environment of the bar that contributes to this experience (and not just the booze), it is logical to say that the services that my bartender/server is providing me with are more than just 'booze.' I am taking in the entire effect of the atmosphere...which is a service being provided to me...which I don't mind paying for. I know there is endless debate about the merits of tipping, but as it is right now, when you go out you should tip (and in Alberta you should tip well.) And for those people who say that they don't want to "buy into the system" you are effing buying into the system by being at the bar in the first place! and by wearing your stupid, dark denim, diesal skinny jeans, and by doing that "emo-thing" with your hair. If you dont want to buy into the system by tipping, stay at home and pour your own damn drinks. Hows that for a tip...tips.
ok. my rant is now completed. i had no idea i would come out so bitter!
jrawk, i enjoy your insights on M.B..."he can't wait till he gets to hike school"
love ya! -Li-Smo
and i leave you with a motorboatin' son of a bitch!
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