Where the F Were the Carols?

Miss Jenny "Want Sum Figgy Pudding?" Siddle,
It's been barely a day since I've seen you, but as i am trying to force myself to write this paper i catch my mind wandering back to the excellent party you hosted last night. Siddle Christmas '06 was stupendous. Let's just do A quick recap of the highlights:

I got to finally meet the infamous Miles Shmendrick. A man whose name rivals that of Doan Galarno. At first I was immediately taken with him when he brought up his heartache in discovering the breakup of Pammy and Kid. This was clearly a man after my own heart. But then he started dissin' on the missus, talking about how disgusting she was, I mean, i know she's a Lion's fan but I doubt he would be able to rock a red one-piece to the same effect that she does.

Also, Cousin Jeff finally put in a half-decent performance this year. Footloose and Fancy-free without the GF on his coattails he dropped a couple pretty hilarious one-liners. And we also created a chorus of delayed elvis dolls much to the chagrin of your older brother.....Brian.

I witnessed the wrath of Lynn when it appeared that the timing of the meatballs might throw off the presentation of the cheese sauce....obviously at the pre-party meeting she didn't rally the troops as much as she thought she had.

I think i got a little bit too tipsy and invited all your guests to my birthday party?! Haha, shortly after that the two of us tried to crash into bed with rye-guywhich he was clearly not impressed with...even though the both of us were being quite charming. I seem to remember newman being equally irritated when Shandra and I decided that it was absolutely necessary we go jump on him with our Flames/Oilers outfits...if u calgary boy's keep dissing me it might eventually start to effect my ego. Haha, who am i kidding, i think the ego's pretty well intact.

All in all it was a enjoyable evening, lots of laughs, and i met a bunch of lovely people whose names i already forget. It was a bit sad to wake-up on my lonesome though, and realize you two had already jet-setted down south. Did you decide that the jacking my bra would somehow allow u to take a little piece of me with you? For future reference, panties are a lot less expensive! Haha. But I'm not gonna lie, this wouldn't be the first time i woke up hungover missing a piece of my apparel. Good Times, Good Times. But, I should go apply myself now, I hope you are enjoying the rest of your holiday's and I'll try to give you a call before I boot it to Kowea.
-Linny "i heart mistle-toe" Smithson
p.s. dont let rye stretch out my Victoria's Secret too much, Haha!