LD= Loser Drunk
HoTTaTa, at last i'm back to the blog....i have no excuse for my outright neglect other than the fact that i actually tried to put in a decent last two weeks of work @ TA before i headed north to the U of A (which i will henceforth fondly refer to as "The Hellmouth")
Since you have been gone u have missed so much, yet so little since Jes and I have dilligently been calling u every drunken night to explain to you the very important events u were missing (such as when we grated cheese on the floor, exactly what time i decided to take my pants off, and what travel alberta girl thresher had last made out with.) i know u were enthralled the whole time. BUT in case u have missed any of the VIP details i'll do a quick recap of linny's life sans Jenny:
**there was Slam Jam, where we ogled the skater boys,,,,Jes was more into the older ones whereas I found my calling in the 12 and under category (no surprise there)
**the following weekend i completely lost my mind (and im pretty sure a good part of my soul) at the BackAlley. The soul assumption is due to the fact that i have been experiencing a funny chest pain ever since that night....other symptoms include a complete loss of all remaining morals i once had.
**then we have a conglomeration of random drunken trailor staff parties, bbq's, and jenga nights. they usually amounted to Jes & I being the drunkest people there, Leo & Tiff being snatchy to each other, and Johnny 5 dancing like the Jamaican Crazy Man that he is...
**Ok, lets get to "Out with A Bang" my last night out in Canmore. Bottom line is i pulled a classic linny move...and got Loser Drunk. i got way too excited about the night, and we were in the Gin by 7 pm (Yes, Ginny Linny came out to play) Even though we only made it 'till 12:45 i still killed Jes and little.gun in the night's competitions. and i puked out the window of the cab on the way home....alas, my canmore-no spew-summer record was tragically broken. The following morning when Thresh took me out for breakfast he confessed his sins of the evening...it's settled....you can take the Slut out of the Crowsnest Pass but you can't take the Weibo out of Ludwig.
**Now, on to my drive home. I packed up the snoop da coup...said my teary goodbyes...and hit the road with Edmonton in my sights....unfortunately my sights were obstructed by your boyfriend, 2 martini's, and a shot of jager. We rustled us up one Wayne Danger Williams and hit 17th. Morgans was a blast, full of people sketchy enough to keep the night interesting but not so sketchy that i feared for my sexual safety. [as i often do eh?] There was a great cover band and i managed to tell a girl that her boyfriend was the best fuck i never had and not get bitch.slapped. (in my defense he had it coming, Rye-Guy needs to stop asking guys to hit on his little sister) I woke-up(?) the next morning and hit the #2 ready to say good bye to summer and come home.
**now, as i write you from the hellmouth, i am not consumed with the usual dread of school and edmonton, but i am actually lovin' life. i plan to hit beer gardens shortly with chandra, move on to the starlite room to catch a show from atmosphere, and then end up stumbling around somewhere downtown. i predict it being "oh what a night"...it is with that statement that i must share with u my new revelation: perhaps "oh what a night" wasn't the theme of my simple-life in Canmore..perhaps it is the "New Linny" attitude that has, unbeknownst to me, silently crept into my pysche.... i think i might be able to make a go of this U of A thing finally! im not sure but i will keep u updated. in other news, as i wrote this, greg has been texting me saying he has tix to the Chilli's in Calgary this weekend and wants me to come...i KnEw there was a reason i slept with that guy! haha YES! But, it is 1:02 and cheap, warm beer is calling my name. Expect a drunken phone call in T minus 14 hours.
Linny "LD" Frittata
Since you have been gone u have missed so much, yet so little since Jes and I have dilligently been calling u every drunken night to explain to you the very important events u were missing (such as when we grated cheese on the floor, exactly what time i decided to take my pants off, and what travel alberta girl thresher had last made out with.) i know u were enthralled the whole time. BUT in case u have missed any of the VIP details i'll do a quick recap of linny's life sans Jenny:
**there was Slam Jam, where we ogled the skater boys,,,,Jes was more into the older ones whereas I found my calling in the 12 and under category (no surprise there)
**the following weekend i completely lost my mind (and im pretty sure a good part of my soul) at the BackAlley. The soul assumption is due to the fact that i have been experiencing a funny chest pain ever since that night....other symptoms include a complete loss of all remaining morals i once had.
**then we have a conglomeration of random drunken trailor staff parties, bbq's, and jenga nights. they usually amounted to Jes & I being the drunkest people there, Leo & Tiff being snatchy to each other, and Johnny 5 dancing like the Jamaican Crazy Man that he is...
**Ok, lets get to "Out with A Bang" my last night out in Canmore. Bottom line is i pulled a classic linny move...and got Loser Drunk. i got way too excited about the night, and we were in the Gin by 7 pm (Yes, Ginny Linny came out to play) Even though we only made it 'till 12:45 i still killed Jes and little.gun in the night's competitions. and i puked out the window of the cab on the way home....alas, my canmore-no spew-summer record was tragically broken. The following morning when Thresh took me out for breakfast he confessed his sins of the evening...it's settled....you can take the Slut out of the Crowsnest Pass but you can't take the Weibo out of Ludwig.
**Now, on to my drive home. I packed up the snoop da coup...said my teary goodbyes...and hit the road with Edmonton in my sights....unfortunately my sights were obstructed by your boyfriend, 2 martini's, and a shot of jager. We rustled us up one Wayne Danger Williams and hit 17th. Morgans was a blast, full of people sketchy enough to keep the night interesting but not so sketchy that i feared for my sexual safety. [as i often do eh?] There was a great cover band and i managed to tell a girl that her boyfriend was the best fuck i never had and not get bitch.slapped. (in my defense he had it coming, Rye-Guy needs to stop asking guys to hit on his little sister) I woke-up(?) the next morning and hit the #2 ready to say good bye to summer and come home.
**now, as i write you from the hellmouth, i am not consumed with the usual dread of school and edmonton, but i am actually lovin' life. i plan to hit beer gardens shortly with chandra, move on to the starlite room to catch a show from atmosphere, and then end up stumbling around somewhere downtown. i predict it being "oh what a night"...it is with that statement that i must share with u my new revelation: perhaps "oh what a night" wasn't the theme of my simple-life in Canmore..perhaps it is the "New Linny" attitude that has, unbeknownst to me, silently crept into my pysche.... i think i might be able to make a go of this U of A thing finally! im not sure but i will keep u updated. in other news, as i wrote this, greg has been texting me saying he has tix to the Chilli's in Calgary this weekend and wants me to come...i KnEw there was a reason i slept with that guy! haha YES! But, it is 1:02 and cheap, warm beer is calling my name. Expect a drunken phone call in T minus 14 hours.
Linny "LD" Frittata
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