Jenacious,
Well, I’m back in black. Things have been hectic but I felt I had to give u a quick update on my best back to school/Bday week ever. Yea u heard me, best ever!
Thank-You Daddy:
Korea was well, good great grand wonderful….NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
I loved seeing the Don, but got a little antsy at the end to get home and see my friends, and go outside after dark by myself. But the shopping was awesome, like the awesomest of awesome. Some of my highlight purchases: brown leather ankle boots, a chanel wallet,, a new big brown leather purse, and a smaller tweedish brown one with bows on it and white and navy striped thigh socks, skull and cross bone knee socks, a t-shirt with paris Hilton on it, and last but not least fake uggs. Alright now before you go on a rant on how disappointed you are of me for falling into the ugliest shoe trend ever, I’d like to point out that “Crocs” are the ugliest shoe trend ever, Uggs are the second ugliest. And also I got you some presents to bribe back your respect/love. Haha.
Stewardess, Where’s My GodDamn Peanuts?:
Ok, on to my Birthday Week: So, "Korea time" my birthday was on the plane, but "Canada time" it was my first day back at school. So basically I got two birthdays which was really cool.(even though i stretched my celebrations out all week just for good measure) On the plane I made a list of the top 25 moments in my life [ranging from meaningful to just plain ridonqulous fun] and the next 25 things I wanna do. I'm not gonna lie, u got quite a few shout-outs in the first 25....apparently we have a lot of fun together, who would've thought?!? First day back I went straight to RATT and was actually waiting at the elevators for it to open, I didn’t go to a single class all day, just boozed with my friends till 6. Then went for some Thai food with Daryl and Moms. Then passed out due to Jetlag.
Hotdogs & Hemmers:
On Friday, I got Molson tickets to the Oilers game!! I went with Andrew, Dave, and other Molson people. The seats were nosebleeds but it was still wicked fun. Don’t ask me what Hemsky’s goal looked like though ‘cause I missed it when I was biting into a damn hot dog. After that we hit up the Casino for a while where I proceeded to lose $10 in 90 seconds and decided I wanted to go home. We went to the Sugarbowl for coffee and sandwiches and then I called it a night so I could rest up for my big party…
Of Course It’s About Me, It’s Always About Me!:
Party Day! Party Day! I got up early so I could buy my party outfits (yes plural) and meet Jes and Andy at WEM. Jes was my guest of honour, bootin’ it up all the way from Calgary to see me and also brought me the official “Stuff On My Cats” book as a present…..MEOW!!! [CATS + STUFF = AWESOME!!!!!] I then went and saw Ginger to get my hair ‘did’. She asked me lots of questions about you and I only lied a little bit haha. Then I checked into Jes, Andys and I’s skeezy motel “The Sleep Inn.” You may know it as the sketch place on St. A Trail where hookers go to die haha.
Too Close for Missiles, I’m Switching To Guns:
We Met up with the party crew at Lazer Quest. YES LAZER QUEST!!!! You wanna know what happens when you get a bunch of stoned 21 yr olds running around a trippy dark room with some big, sexy guns? Injuries. That’s What. So ya, I got hurt. Which is so lame cause I tried to be the ‘sponsible one and stayed sober wit’ J-Core. I actually full on sprinted into a mirror thinking it was a continuation of a corridor. Luckily, Jes got to witness it and would probably be willing to reenact it for you multiple times. It may rival the “trailer fan-cord trip” of 2006…which my elbow is still fucked up from.
After some frantic wardrobe changes and sucking back some Jason-Dawson-level strong drinks I made my grand arrival at the St. Albert Beerhunter. (Side note: on the way there Jes and I randomly told the Cabbie that we were from California) (Second Side Note: In between the Cab and the bar door I somehow lost the present I brought for Danelle..bad friend!)
The party was wicked fun, tons of ppl came, I did lots of jello shots in the St. Albert Funeral Home Parking Lot and every picture developed of me I am in the process of trying to point to the camera to say something very prolific all the while I only have one eye open.
And last but not least, Half Way through the night who did I see come strolling through the door but the one and only Jeff Daniels with Orr and Ange in tow! I was So, Oh So Shocked! I didn’t even remember inviting him and have no idea how he found the beerhunter in St. Albert haha. But they totally were the cherry on my “I’m So Special Sundae” and they brought me a bright pink Rancid hoody with a big skull and cross bones on the back…pretty much Linny Styles 101. The night overall was just such good clean fun, except dirty....and oh yea, two of my girl-friends randomly made out and got busted on camera! haha can u guess which two?
Some Parting Shots:
So that is yer update on Linny-Life. I look forward to hearing how The Office sitcom went, Also how’s your nose? Purple’s never really been your colour (Remember, he only hit’s you cause he loves you) Oh Yes, and one last TidBit: One of Shandra’s regulars at Earls hookt her up with Club Seats to the Game this Thursday and guess who’s she’s bringing?! That’s Right, Lil Ol’ Me. Are U Jealous Yet? Haha. Ok im done being a spoiled Brat. I just had to get it all out of my system in one blog. I am gonna’ post this and then go lookup West Jet to see if trips to Van have gotten any cheaper lately. The only thing actually missing from my fabulous life right now is a visit with You!
Soft Caresses, Linneth
