$14.73
Well J-rawk, It is another Monday night in Edmonton. one of many to come. and as i sit here in second cup on my [shiny new] laptop like the yuppy i am, i reflect upon the weekend past. it was fun-filled and action packed. (as if i didn't want summer to end or something and i was trying to drunkenly distract myself from the fact i was, once again, in E-town.) there are various adventures i could half-heartedly try to recreate for our small but elite audience of dedicated blog readers. but for some reason, the main thought that resonates in my over caffienated head is:
why, oh why, did i think it was necessary to drunkenly call u long distance for my ENTIRE walk home from Hudsons?
33 mins and 7 seconds to be exact. judging from my completely random and non scientifical estimation....that cost me $14.73. That's on top of my already ridonqulously (Q for Wayne!) high phone bill.
So, here is a list of things i would like to do with $14.73 rather than give to Bell Mobility:
1. Buy the 2006/2007 calender from www.stuffonmycat.com
2. Go See Snakes on a Plane
3. Go buy 14 highballs at dollar highball night at the strat going on right down the street from me..and if any punks talk to me i'll tell them to "go get a job hippy" and try not to get beat up.
4. buy new ringtones for my phone...rhianna and ashley simpson aren't as cool once u get in tha big city
5. get a nebula named after me...or maybe just a star, nebula's are damn expensive.
that made me realize there's not much you can do for 14.73 anymore...other than a really, really cheap hooker. i would appreciate others input/opinions on what they could get up to with a meagre $14.73
welly welly well, its 10:52 and my free wireless internet has come to an end. future blogs/drunken phone calls to come:
*Wednesday "drunk at Powerplant day"*
*My last night at the drake on Friday-->Larry is awaiting my arrival hahahaha
*Chili's Concert on Sat*
Love L.i.n.n.y.
why, oh why, did i think it was necessary to drunkenly call u long distance for my ENTIRE walk home from Hudsons?
33 mins and 7 seconds to be exact. judging from my completely random and non scientifical estimation....that cost me $14.73. That's on top of my already ridonqulously (Q for Wayne!) high phone bill.
So, here is a list of things i would like to do with $14.73 rather than give to Bell Mobility:
1. Buy the 2006/2007 calender from www.stuffonmycat.com
2. Go See Snakes on a Plane
3. Go buy 14 highballs at dollar highball night at the strat going on right down the street from me..and if any punks talk to me i'll tell them to "go get a job hippy" and try not to get beat up.
4. buy new ringtones for my phone...rhianna and ashley simpson aren't as cool once u get in tha big city
5. get a nebula named after me...or maybe just a star, nebula's are damn expensive.
that made me realize there's not much you can do for 14.73 anymore...other than a really, really cheap hooker. i would appreciate others input/opinions on what they could get up to with a meagre $14.73
welly welly well, its 10:52 and my free wireless internet has come to an end. future blogs/drunken phone calls to come:
*Wednesday "drunk at Powerplant day"*
*My last night at the drake on Friday-->Larry is awaiting my arrival hahahaha
*Chili's Concert on Sat*
Love L.i.n.n.y.
posted by The Trailor Park Girlz @ 9:30 PM
2 Comments:
At 10:12 PM,
Waynesday Report said…
You could buy 9 double doubles, or 7 6/49 tix, or one ticket from safeway to see an Esks game. So many choices, however you chose to speak with a person you love. Aah, that's so sweet. Cheers for the 'Q' shout out and good luck with your Waynesday adventure.
At 10:25 AM,
The Trailor Park Girlz said…
To further my snakes on a plane reference; plans are already in action for the sequel "spiders on a boat" ro be made. In the sequel Samuel L. Jackson plans to coin the term, "Where's A Motherfuckin' Snake When You Need One?!" -That is all.
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